Saturday, February 13, 2010

Hey Shiv! Hey Ram!

India is a brave nation. Super brave in fact! In India, we have the largest military force. Apart from the usual Navy, Army and Air Force, we have our all powerful mighty Gods offering us their armies! For instance, there is the Shiv Sena, Sri Ram Sene. Its beautiful! I mean, we have a "paper tiger" as the General of Shiva's Army and we have a "loveless" freak as the general of Ram's army!

One is set on balkanization of India and the other on talibanization of India. These friendly army men are here on a mission from the Gods themselves. Oh! They would put Hercules and Achilles to shame! Hercules and Achilles atleast fought their enemies, but these generals are a tad bit ahead! They fight their own country men! That sure is an honour.

If some random stupid supposed congress ass blackens the face of Gen. Muthalik, his army goes on a rampage and burns the buses that actually belonged to the government, which was bought by the money of the people! Honourable Job Sir!
They go on a moral policing parade, beating up people, disrupting peace! Let Chaos prevail! Thank you Gen.Mutalik! Come to think of it, the State Home Minister of Karnataka himself seconds the man! Hark! Protector who kills! I guess the State Home Minister of Karnataka is some sort of a war mercenary right out of Dogs of War by Frederick Forsyth.

The other general, well well, I dont have much to say! Just one thing! I would be so glad to kill him! Not an instantaneous death, but a slow painful death! Maybe make him a vegetable and make him watch My Name Is Khan.

I guess i will be court marshalled for having written this! But heck!
My last words would not be a word, but a symbol! No points for guessing what that would be!

Regards,
Finger to you!

No comments:

Post a Comment